Vamplyn-Okay so one day Clawdeen had her friend Fangcine over and started talking about Daffy Duck and Porky Pig like the moron she is.
Clawdeen-Hurtful!
Vamplyn- Okay now to the flashback.
Clawdeen-Woooo!!!!!
Vamplyn-Oh,shut up you idiot!
                                                     FLASHBACK
Clawdeen-Hey who do think would win in a fight Daffy Duck or Porky Pig?
Fangcine-I don't know.
Clawdeen-Well Porky Pig is too fat to punch or duck
Fangcine-Honestly,I'm really not interested.
Clawdeen-Hah...
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Reason 3

Vamplyn-Okay,so last week, I let Clawdeen use the kitchen,I know I don't even know what I was thinking....I think I was watching TV or something.
Clawdeen- Okay,if you can remember just about everything you see.......where were you when 2pac got shot?
Vamplyn-  How far back do you think I can remember?
Clawdeen - So you were there!
Vamplyn- Anyway, so einstein here took a steak,wrapped it in pepperoni and then wrapped it in ham  and then more pepperoni and then bacon.
Clawdeen- Ohh,that so...

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              Reason number 2
Vamplyn-Okay,In september when it was Clawdeen's birthday all she got was gift cards.She only spent it on,you guessed it ,FOOD!!You know that Cup-o thing yeah she made a world supply  of it!!!!!
Clawdeen-They were amazing!!!!
Vamplyn-You burned the kicthen!!!!
Clawdeen-Well,it was a good thing I made a year supply!!!!
Vamplyn-You ate it all in a week!!!!! It was stupid idea and Taco Bell never did and never will buy it!!!!!

Clawdeen-Why you always gotta be a critic?Yo...
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Vamplyn-Okay , I'm gonna tell a little flashback
Clawdeen-YES!!!!!!FLASHBACK!!!!!I GOTTA GO GET SOME POPCORN!!!!
Vamplyn-Let's hurry up and get this over before she GET'S BACK!!!
Clawdeen-Okay,I'm ready!
Vamplyn-Uh,I thought it was too good to be true.
Clawdeen-C'mon!FLASHBACK!FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                 FLASHBACK
Vamplyn-Okay,so my favorite series is Maximum Ride ,now I thought
Clawdeen-WHAZ UP!!!!!
Vamplyn-Uh,hey,so as I was saying
Clawdeen-What were you saying?
Vamplyn-Never mind
Cla...
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