JUST ONE OF THE REASONS I THINK CLAWDEEN ONLY THINKS ABOUT FOOD
Posted by zully sosa on Wednesday, October 12, 2011
REASON 5
Clawdeen and Dragopire on metal cook.
Host:Hey I'm luigi Lopez and this is Metal Cook! now here are our contestants this week!
Clawdeen and Dragopire!
See them in ninja poses
Clawdeen+ drago :Wooo!
luigi:now, what brings you to metal cook?
Clawdeen: well we just wanna give a shout out to our best friend Vamplyn!
Dragopire: yeah, every time she said stop being stupid we knew she was saying that 'cause she cares!
Clawdeen: this is her favorite show and we know she's watching right now.
Clawdeen + drago: HI VAMPLYN!
luigi: alright now if you win what are you gonna do with the money?
Drago: well I'm hoping to have my friends pet dragon Mr. Dragon killed. After trying and trying I've decided to hire a assassin.
Luigi: that's a first. Well let's get cooking!
Drago+ Clawdeen start cooking
45 minutes later
Drago: Baconalada's are done!
Clawdeen : put the Cup-os in the oven!
14:59 minutes later
Drago+ Clawdeen: finished!
1 second later
Luigi: time! Alright we gave you 1 hour to cook now let's see what the judges think. Rock and Roll star Mini Daughter your thoughts?
Mini Daughter: I love the Baconalada, the bacon was cooked just right and prepared greatly and I didn't know what to expect 'cause no one knew what a Baconalada was until NOW!
luigi: alright brutally honest GD what's your opinion?
GD: Honestly, you couldn't have thought of a better name? ( GD is now Vamplyn's favorite judge)
Luigi: Okay, Awesomely awesome B-Boy D-Trix
Whatcha think my man?
D-Trix: yo,all I got to say is I love Bacon. Yo,Not eating anything else from now on bigs ups to y'all
Clawdeen: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
No one says anything for 56 seconds
Drago: awkward silence
luigi: okay, now what were your thoughts on the Cup-Os? Mini Daughter?
Mini Daughter: I loved how the sprinkles were in the shape of your heads! I was gonna laugh but they're delicious!
Luigi: GD?
GD: taco was soggy, and too much frosting
Luigi: thank you GD. D-Trix.
D-Trix: *mouth filled with frosting* Frosting is delicious yo!
Luigi: alright well according to the judges
Clawdeen and Dragopire ................ You have won METAL COOK!
Drago screams like a girl Dragopire: I know who's hiring an assassin! It's me! It's me!
Luigi: now to hand you the check is our producer Jack Randerson!
Jack: now here is your check and taco Bell would like to buy your recipe for cup-os all you have to do is sign right here and then you get an extra 234,345,175,096,865.65 dollars!
Drago and clawdeen's jaws drop
Then start fighting over the pen until the paper is signed by the both of them.
Reality
Vamplyn : stupid taco bell!
Clawdeen and Dragopire on metal cook.
Host:Hey I'm luigi Lopez and this is Metal Cook! now here are our contestants this week!
Clawdeen and Dragopire!
See them in ninja poses
Clawdeen+ drago :Wooo!
luigi:now, what brings you to metal cook?
Clawdeen: well we just wanna give a shout out to our best friend Vamplyn!
Dragopire: yeah, every time she said stop being stupid we knew she was saying that 'cause she cares!
Clawdeen: this is her favorite show and we know she's watching right now.
Clawdeen + drago: HI VAMPLYN!
luigi: alright now if you win what are you gonna do with the money?
Drago: well I'm hoping to have my friends pet dragon Mr. Dragon killed. After trying and trying I've decided to hire a assassin.
Luigi: that's a first. Well let's get cooking!
Drago+ Clawdeen start cooking
45 minutes later
Drago: Baconalada's are done!
Clawdeen : put the Cup-os in the oven!
14:59 minutes later
Drago+ Clawdeen: finished!
1 second later
Luigi: time! Alright we gave you 1 hour to cook now let's see what the judges think. Rock and Roll star Mini Daughter your thoughts?
Mini Daughter: I love the Baconalada, the bacon was cooked just right and prepared greatly and I didn't know what to expect 'cause no one knew what a Baconalada was until NOW!
luigi: alright brutally honest GD what's your opinion?
GD: Honestly, you couldn't have thought of a better name? ( GD is now Vamplyn's favorite judge)
Luigi: Okay, Awesomely awesome B-Boy D-Trix
Whatcha think my man?
D-Trix: yo,all I got to say is I love Bacon. Yo,Not eating anything else from now on bigs ups to y'all
Clawdeen: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
No one says anything for 56 seconds
Drago: awkward silence
luigi: okay, now what were your thoughts on the Cup-Os? Mini Daughter?
Mini Daughter: I loved how the sprinkles were in the shape of your heads! I was gonna laugh but they're delicious!
Luigi: GD?
GD: taco was soggy, and too much frosting
Luigi: thank you GD. D-Trix.
D-Trix: *mouth filled with frosting* Frosting is delicious yo!
Luigi: alright well according to the judges
Clawdeen and Dragopire ................ You have won METAL COOK!
Drago screams like a girl Dragopire: I know who's hiring an assassin! It's me! It's me!
Luigi: now to hand you the check is our producer Jack Randerson!
Jack: now here is your check and taco Bell would like to buy your recipe for cup-os all you have to do is sign right here and then you get an extra 234,345,175,096,865.65 dollars!
Drago and clawdeen's jaws drop
Then start fighting over the pen until the paper is signed by the both of them.
Reality
Vamplyn : stupid taco bell!