Vamplyn-Okay,so I come home one day and this is what I find.
                             FLASHBACK
Clawdeen and Dragopire-(singing)Do you like BACONALADA!!!!! Yes I like baconalada!!! We all like baconalada!!!!!!
Vamplyn-Why do you make me suffer, I'm gonna ask this once.What are you to doing.
Clawdeen-We are celebrating national bacon day.
Dragopire-What she said.
Vamplyn-What's with the hats?
Clawdeen-They are hats made out of bacon,one slice of bacon for every city.
Vamplyn-Why is there a slice of ham?
Dragopire-That's Canada we'll throw that away after today and don't worry we'll eat every slice of bacon left
Clawdeen and Dragopire-We promise!!
Vamplyn-I am gonna calmly walk away now.
                                   REALITY
Vamplyn-I'm sure you agree with me.