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JUST ONE OF THE REASONS I THINK CLAWDEEN ONLY THINKS ABOUT FOOD

October 12, 2011
REASON 5
Clawdeen and Dragopire on metal cook.
 Host:Hey I'm luigi Lopez and this is Metal Cook! now here are our contestants this week!
 Clawdeen and Dragopire!
 See them in ninja poses
 Clawdeen+ drago :Wooo!
 luigi:now, what brings you to metal cook?
 Clawdeen: well we just wanna give a shout out to our best friend Vamplyn!
 Dragopire: yeah, every time she said stop being stupid we knew she was saying that 'cause she cares!
 Clawdeen: this is her favorite show and we know she's watching right now.
 Clawdeen + drago: HI VAMPLYN!
 luigi: alright now if you win what are you gonna do with the money?
 Drago: well I'm hoping to have my friends pet dragon Mr. Dragon killed. After trying and trying I've decided to hire a assassin.
 Luigi: that's a first. Well let's get cooking!
 Drago+ Clawdeen start cooking
 45 minutes later
Drago: Baconalada's are done!
 Clawdeen : put the Cup-os in the oven!
 14:59 minutes later
 Drago+ Clawdeen: finished!
 1 second later 
  Luigi: time! Alright we gave you 1 hour to cook now let's see what the judges think. Rock and Roll star Mini Daughter your thoughts?
 Mini Daughter: I love the Baconalada, the bacon was cooked just right and prepared greatly and I didn't know what to expect 'cause no one knew what a Baconalada was until NOW!
 luigi: alright brutally honest GD what's your opinion?
 GD: Honestly, you couldn't have thought of a better name? ( GD is now Vamplyn's favorite judge)
 Luigi: Okay, Awesomely awesome B-Boy D-Trix
 Whatcha  think my man?
 D-Trix: yo,all I got to say is I love Bacon. Yo,Not eating anything else from now on bigs ups to y'all   
Clawdeen: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
 No one says anything for 56 seconds
 Drago: awkward silence
 luigi: okay, now what were your thoughts on the Cup-Os? Mini Daughter?
 Mini Daughter: I loved how the sprinkles were in the shape of your heads! I was gonna laugh but they're delicious! 
Luigi: GD?
 GD: taco was soggy, and too much frosting
 Luigi: thank you GD. D-Trix.
 D-Trix: *mouth filled with frosting* Frosting is delicious yo!
 Luigi: alright well according to the judges
Clawdeen and Dragopire ................ You have won METAL COOK!
Drago screams like a girl  Dragopire: I know who's hiring an assassin! It's me! It's me!
 Luigi: now to hand you the check is our producer Jack Randerson!
 Jack: now here is your check and taco Bell would like to buy your recipe for cup-os all you have to do is sign right here and then you get an extra 234,345,175,096,865.65 dollars!
 Drago and clawdeen's jaws drop
 Then start fighting over the pen until the paper is signed by the both of them.
                  Reality
 Vamplyn : stupid taco bell!
 

Just one of the reasons I think Clawdeen only thinks about food.

March 24, 2011
Vamplyn-Okay so one day Clawdeen had her friend Fangcine over and started talking about Daffy Duck and Porky Pig like the moron she is.
Clawdeen-Hurtful!
Vamplyn- Okay now to the flashback.
Clawdeen-Woooo!!!!!
Vamplyn-Oh,shut up you idiot!
                                                     FLASHBACK
Clawdeen-Hey who do think would win in a fight Daffy Duck or Porky Pig?
Fangcine-I don't know.
Clawdeen-Well Porky Pig is too fat to punch or duck
Fangcine-Honestly,I'm really not interested.
Clawdeen-Hah...
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Just one of the reasons I think Clawdeen only thinks about food

March 6, 2011

Reason 3

Vamplyn-Okay,so last week, I let Clawdeen use the kitchen,I know I don't even know what I was thinking....I think I was watching TV or something.
Clawdeen- Okay,if you can remember just about everything you see.......where were you when 2pac got shot?
Vamplyn-  How far back do you think I can remember?
Clawdeen - So you were there!
Vamplyn- Anyway, so einstein here took a steak,wrapped it in pepperoni and then wrapped it in ham  and then more pepperoni and then bacon.
Clawdeen- Ohh,that so...


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Just one of the reasons I think Clawdeen only thinks about food

February 26, 2011

              Reason number 2
Vamplyn-Okay,In september when it was Clawdeen's birthday all she got was gift cards.She only spent it on,you guessed it ,FOOD!!You know that Cup-o thing yeah she made a world supply  of it!!!!!
Clawdeen-They were amazing!!!!
Vamplyn-You burned the kicthen!!!!
Clawdeen-Well,it was a good thing I made a year supply!!!!
Vamplyn-You ate it all in a week!!!!! It was stupid idea and Taco Bell never did and never will buy it!!!!!

Clawdeen-Why you always gotta be a critic?Yo...

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Just one of the reasons I think Clawdeen only thinks about food

February 26, 2011
Vamplyn-Okay , I'm gonna tell a little flashback
Clawdeen-YES!!!!!!FLASHBACK!!!!!I GOTTA GO GET SOME POPCORN!!!!
Vamplyn-Let's hurry up and get this over before she GET'S BACK!!!
Clawdeen-Okay,I'm ready!
Vamplyn-Uh,I thought it was too good to be true.
Clawdeen-C'mon!FLASHBACK!FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                 FLASHBACK
Vamplyn-Okay,so my favorite series is Maximum Ride ,now I thought
Clawdeen-WHAZ UP!!!!!
Vamplyn-Uh,hey,so as I was saying
Clawdeen-What were you saying?
Vamplyn-Never mind
Cla...
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