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JUST ONE OF THE REASONS I THINK CLAWDEEN ONLY THINKS ABOUT FOOD

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 22:24:40 +0100

REASON 5
Clawdeen and Dragopire on metal cook.
Host:Hey I'm luigi Lopez and this is Metal Cook! now here are our contestants this week!
Clawdeen and Dragopire!
See them in ninja poses
Clawdeen+ drago :Wooo!
luigi:now, what brings you to metal cook?
Clawdeen: well we just wanna give a shout out to our best friend Vamplyn!
Dragopire: yeah, every time she said stop being stupid we knew she was saying that 'cause she cares!
Clawdeen: this is her favorite show and we know she's watching right now.
Clawdeen + drago: HI VAMPLYN!
luigi: alright now if you win what are you gonna do with the money?
Drago: well I'm hoping to have my friends pet dragon Mr. Dragon killed. After trying and trying I've decided to hire a assassin.
Luigi: that's a first. Well let's get cooking!
Drago+ Clawdeen start cooking
45 minutes later
Drago: Baconalada's are done!
Clawdeen : put the Cup-os in the oven!
14:59 minutes later
Drago+ Clawdeen: finished!
1 second later
Luigi: time! Alright we gave you 1 hour to cook now let's see what the judges think. Rock and Roll star Mini Daughter your thoughts?
Mini Daughter: I love the Baconalada, the bacon was cooked just right and prepared greatly and I didn't know what to expect 'cause no one knew what a Baconalada was until NOW!
luigi: alright brutally honest GD what's your opinion?
GD: Honestly, you couldn't have thought of a better name? ( GD is now Vamplyn's favorite judge)
Luigi: Okay, Awesomely awesome B-Boy D-Trix
Whatcha think my man?
D-Trix: yo,all I got to say is I love Bacon. Yo,Not eating anything else from now on bigs ups to y'all
Clawdeen: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
No one says anything for 56 seconds
Drago: awkward silence
luigi: okay, now what were your thoughts on the Cup-Os? Mini Daughter?
Mini Daughter: I loved how the sprinkles were in the shape of your heads! I was gonna laugh but they're delicious!
Luigi: GD?
GD: taco was soggy, and too much frosting
Luigi: thank you GD. D-Trix.
D-Trix: *mouth filled with frosting* Frosting is delicious yo!
Luigi: alright well according to the judges
Clawdeen and Dragopire ................ You have won METAL COOK!
Drago screams like a girl Dragopire: I know who's hiring an assassin! It's me! It's me!
Luigi: now to hand you the check is our producer Jack Randerson!
Jack: now here is your check and taco Bell would like to buy your recipe for cup-os all you have to do is sign right here and then you get an extra 234,345,175,096,865.65 dollars!
Drago and clawdeen's jaws drop
Then start fighting over the pen until the paper is signed by the both of them.
Reality
Vamplyn : stupid taco bell!

Just one of the reasons I think Clawdeen only thinks about food.

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 15:09:54 +0100

Vamplyn-Okay so one day Clawdeen had her friend Fangcine over and started talking about Daffy Duck and Porky Pig like the moron she is.
Clawdeen-Hurtful!
Vamplyn- Okay now to the flashback.
Clawdeen-Woooo!!!!!
Vamplyn-Oh,shut up you idiot!
FLASHBACK
Clawdeen-Hey who do think would win in a fight Daffy Duck or Porky Pig?
Fangcine-I don't know.
Clawdeen-Well Porky Pig is too fat to punch or duck
Fangcine-Honestly,I'm really not interested.
Clawdeen-Haha!! Porky Pig can't duck,get it?Daffy DUCK can DUCK.Haha!!!
Fangcine-Can you shut up about the Porky Pig stuff?
Clawdeen-Sure.
SILENCE
Clawdeen-But Porky Pig's stomach can deflect the punches!
Fangcine-Shut up!
Clawdeen-So Daffy Duck would win and have ham for breakfast!
Fangcine-OH MY GOD, SHUT UP NOW!!!!!
Clawdeen-Just sayin'
REALITY
Vamplyn-It's nice to know I'm not the only one that suffers.
Clawdeen-But you agree with me right?That Daffy Duck would win?
Vamplyn-Don't start.

Just one of the reasons I think Clawdeen only thinks about food

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 17:35:37 +0100

Reason 3

Vamplyn-Okay,so last week, I let Clawdeen use the kitchen,I know I don't even know what I was thinking....I think I was watching TV or something.
Clawdeen- Okay,if you can remember just about everything you see.......where were you when 2pac got shot?
Vamplyn- How far back do you think I can remember?
Clawdeen - So you were there!
Vamplyn- Anyway, so einstein here took a steak,wrapped it in pepperoni and then wrapped it in ham and then more pepperoni and then bacon.
Clawdeen- Ohh,that sounds good right now! I wonder what it would tatse like with some cheese!
Vamplyn- Case closed.

Just one of the reasons I think Clawdeen only thinks about food

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 23:10:20 +0100

Reason number 2
Vamplyn-Okay,In september when it was Clawdeen's birthday all she got was gift cards.She only spent it on,you guessed it ,FOOD!!You know that Cup-o thing yeah she made a world supply of it!!!!!
Clawdeen-They were amazing!!!!
Vamplyn-You burned the kicthen!!!!
Clawdeen-Well,it was a good thing I made a year supply!!!!
Vamplyn-You ate it all in a week!!!!! It was stupid idea and Taco Bell never did and never will buy it!!!!!

Clawdeen-Why you always gotta be a critic?You never even tried them.
Vamplyn-........................................I'm just gonna ignore you.

Just one of the reasons I think Clawdeen only thinks about food

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:53:38 +0100

Vamplyn-Okay , I'm gonna tell a little flashback
Clawdeen-YES!!!!!!FLASHBACK!!!!!I GOTTA GO GET SOME POPCORN!!!!
Vamplyn-Let's hurry up and get this over before she GET'S BACK!!!
Clawdeen-Okay,I'm ready!
Vamplyn-Uh,I thought it was too good to be true.
Clawdeen-C'mon!FLASHBACK!FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLASHBACK
Vamplyn-Okay,so my favorite series is Maximum Ride ,now I thought
Clawdeen-WHAZ UP!!!!!
Vamplyn-Uh,hey,so as I was saying
Clawdeen-What were you saying?
Vamplyn-Never mind
Clawdeen-Never mind what?What did you mind?SHOULD I BE WORRIED AT THIS POINT !!!!
Vamplyn-CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clawdeen-THE ONLY REASON I SHOULD CALM WOULD BE IF SOMETHING WAS WRONG!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!ARE WE OUT OF CUPCAKES!!!!!
Vamplyn-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clawdeen-WE ARE OUT OF CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.................................wait,do you smell tacos?I smell tacos.
Vamplyn-You know what I'm leaving!!!!!!!!
Clawdeen-You what they should do,they should make a cupcake and a taco put toghether,we should call it...............................................Cup-o
Clawdeen-You know what I'm really in the mood for........................I could really use a taco right now.
REALITY
Vamplyn-See what I have to put up with.
Clawdeen-WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That werewolf deserves a GRAMMY!!!!!..............................hey,lyn we got any tacos?