stuff to know about me about me


Lets start out with things I hate like the sun ,Justin Bieber,werewolves almost every one, Clawdeen when she's going on about the history of bacon, and that dumb cat that always chases that little stupid mouse(which i only hate because that dumb cat never catches the mouse) and summer.Now onto the stuff i like being lazy,coffins,aliens, evil stuff, humans, metal cook,bazookas(which I happen to own............by the way Clawdeen when are you gonna give it back) Maximum Ride,Daniel X, Books, TV ,sno cones, Alien Hunters, ET, Oxegen, Katanas , Swords , fire (considering the fact that i'm kind of a pyro)samuri,and sno cones.

It's offical clawdeen is a moron reason 2

May 21, 2011

Okay so yesterday me and Clawdeen went to the grocery store I swear I couldn't get her to stop talking about the history of bacon.

FLASHBACK

Hey vamplyn do you know that canadian bacon is actually ham?And  that
Bacon is a cured meat prepared from a pig. It is first cured using large quantities of salt, either in a brine or in a dry packing; the result is fresh bacon (also known as green bacon). Vamplyn - I'm surprised you haven't talked about the dude that created bacon. Clawdeen - I Know your interested in him but i'm not telling you about him till we get to that chapter. Vamplyn - and which chapter is that? Clawdeen - It's in chapter 50 aren't you excited.
Vamplyn - Yeah:(

  REALITY

Don't tell Clawdeen this but all I heard was BLAH BLAH BLAH.So just saying Clawdeen - Vamplyn were out of bacon !!!!!!!!!!!!!! then go to the store. Will you go with me? Ask drago. Okay. I kinda feel bad about putting her on drago but he grew up with her so I think he can handle her. But as I was saying earlier never go to the store with Clawdeen unless your interested in the history of bacon.
Dragopire- which I am.


Posted by zully sosa. Posted In : Clawdeen's Unforgetable Stupidness 

 

It's official Clawdeen is a moron.

May 11, 2011
Vamplyn-Okay,so I come home one day and this is what I find.
                             FLASHBACK
Clawdeen and Dragopire-(singing)Do you like BACONALADA!!!!! Yes I like baconalada!!! We all like baconalada!!!!!!
Vamplyn-Why do you make me suffer, I'm gonna ask this once.What are you to doing.
Clawdeen-We are celebrating national bacon day.
Dragopire-What she said.
Vamplyn-What's with the hats?
Clawdeen-They are hats made out of bacon,one slice of bacon for every city.
Vamplyn-Why is there a slice o...
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Posted by zully sosa. Posted In : Clawdeen's Unforgetable Stupidness 

 

Vamplyn-my hero is right above me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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