It's offical clawdeen is a moron reason 2

Sat, 21 May 2011 14:50:07 +0100

Okay so yesterday me and Clawdeen went to the grocery store I swear I couldn't get her to stop talking about the history of bacon.

FLASHBACK

Hey vamplyn do you know that canadian bacon is actually ham?And that
Bacon is a cured meat prepared from a pig. It is first cured using large quantities of salt, either in a brine or in a dry packing; the result is fresh bacon (also known as green bacon). Vamplyn - I'm surprised you haven't talked about the dude that created bacon. Clawdeen - I Know your interested in him but i'm not telling you about him till we get to that chapter. Vamplyn - and which chapter is that? Clawdeen - It's in chapter 50 aren't you excited.
Vamplyn - Yeah:(

REALITY

Don't tell Clawdeen this but all I heard was BLAH BLAH BLAH.So just saying Clawdeen - Vamplyn were out of bacon !!!!!!!!!!!!!! then go to the store. Will you go with me? Ask drago. Okay. I kinda feel bad about putting her on drago but he grew up with her so I think he can handle her. But as I was saying earlier never go to the store with Clawdeen unless your interested in the history of bacon.
Dragopire- which I am.

It's official Clawdeen is a moron.

Wed, 11 May 2011 17:20:55 +0100

Vamplyn-Okay,so I come home one day and this is what I find.
FLASHBACK
Clawdeen and Dragopire-(singing)Do you like BACONALADA!!!!! Yes I like baconalada!!! We all like baconalada!!!!!!
Vamplyn-Why do you make me suffer, I'm gonna ask this once.What are you to doing.
Clawdeen-We are celebrating national bacon day.
Dragopire-What she said.
Vamplyn-What's with the hats?
Clawdeen-They are hats made out of bacon,one slice of bacon for every city.
Vamplyn-Why is there a slice of ham?
Dragopire-That's Canada we'll throw that away after today and don't worry we'll eat every slice of bacon left
Clawdeen and Dragopire-We promise!!
Vamplyn-I am gonna calmly walk away now.
REALITY
Vamplyn-I'm sure you agree with me.